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PostSubject: lip paling laju turun   Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:19 pm

ada saturang lalaki malasia masuk panjara..... di panjara dia dimasukkan sebilik dingan saturang banduan indun..... maka diurangpun bakanalan lah......

indun: hai pak, bapak orang malasia?
malasia: ya, saya urang malasia.....
indun: oohhh, senang betul 1 kamar sama bapak... nda nyangka org indon & malasia boleh tinggal sekamar.....
malasia: yalah, butul2 inda sangka ya......

serita punya serita.....
indun: bapak dulunya kerja apa?
malasia: sia karaja akitik, kao?
indun: aduhhh pak, sayapun kerja arkitek dulu, betul2 nda sangka bisa sekali 2 negara dlm 1 kamar, juga punya kerjaya yg sama... bapak kerja dulu, paling tinggi bangunan brapa tingkat?
malasia: sia parna karaja buat bangunan 30 tingkat.....
indun: aduhhh..... aduhhh..... bapak, sama sekali, sayapun dulu ada lukis plan 30 tingkat, kok begitu kebetulan..... dlm bangunan itu pasti ada lif, berapa speednya turun ke bawah?
malasia: kalou dr atas turun sampai bawah, mo 2 minit.....
indun: aduhhh, slownya tu pak, kalau bangunan yg saya kerja, 1 menit sdh sampai ke bawah...
malasia: ooh, itu bangunan yg satu sia karaja, yg 1 lg, 30 saat sj sdh sampai di bawah......
indun: itu maseh slow tu pak, ada satu tempat saya kerja, jika dilepas uang dari tingkat 30, kemudian cepat2 turun, sampai tingkat 1 bila buka pintu lif, boleh sambut lg tu uang.....

dlm ati tu urang malasia, silaka ni indun, ada sj bikin dia lawan.....

malasia: tapi, ada 1 tampat sia parna karaja yg lip dia lagi laju..... kalou bapak birak di tingkat 30, lapas tu bapak sapat2 masuk lip turun pigi tingkat 1, kalou mendungak tingu atas, bapak buli nampak lg bapak punya lubang pantat......

itu indun diam2 sdh inda malawan, dia tau itu malasia marah sdh.....
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:39 am

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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:11 pm

hahahahhaaa... lucu... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:57 am

Smile Smile bagus ni serita..
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:57 pm

dakat2 sia kesiwa indada rispun ni lawak budu sia..... padahal sansara sia mangarang ayat..... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Sat Oct 23, 2010 11:50 pm

hehehe... boleh pinjamkah ni lawak? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:09 am

hihihihiiiii buli sj bah kalou kao patin..... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: lip paling laju turun   Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:06 pm

kalau org ckap basar kita kasi kalah dia dngan cakap luarbiasa....baru dia tauu.... Twisted Evil
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