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PostSubject: Poor Guy   Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:04 pm

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy   Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:05 pm

hihihihi...lusu juga... very2 kasian ini lalaki.. kalau si parampuan yg kana masi kira nurmal walaupun sacara paksa.. tapi kalau yg lalaki..hihihi..inda tau apa mau sakap... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy   Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:06 am

Hahahahahaa...ini kali la tuan....abis la laki dia....tapi biasa la begitu tuan...mungkin dia terdidik dengan alam persekitaran di penjara....apa pun safety 1st and safety 2nd kasi tau dia..... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy   Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:47 am

hihihihihiiiiii itu laki kana basabal sjlah..... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy   Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:20 am

Mungkin itu laki buli kasi tukar pikiran c penjahat dengan mengatakan dia ada buasir bah....dan kasi sadang ada jiran pulis di rumah sebelah yang lagi kiut....masamana tuan kao aga-aga.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Poor Guy   Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:13 pm

inda dpt rali sdh tu gaman..... inda paduli sdh buasir, lama sdh di panjara bah.....
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