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PostSubject: Peronda kena tipu   Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:28 am

Ada ini luri hantu..tiada runtik, tiada lisin mamandu. suatu hari dia di kajar peronda di jalan telupid. dia kasi laju2 lurinya. paking siring jln, kasi naik semua cermin, kunci pintu lalu batapuk di balakang tampat duduk. Sial ..kenapa tu kunci dia lupa sabut. ngam2 saja dia sampat batapuk itu peronda pun sampai.

Peronda 1: wah sapat betul tu urng rali.
Peronda 2: tingu..dia nda sempat sabut kusi...hahaha..baru dia tau..biar dia kasi pecah cermin pintunya nanti.
Peronda 1: jadi, mcm mana..kita tulis samankah?
Peronda 2: inda paya lah...paling2 dia kasi kuyak saja tu saman... Biarlah ..padan muka dia tetinggal kunsi di dalam...

Si pemandu berabis menahan terketawa dibelakang tempat duduk mendengar perbualan peronda tu.. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Peronda kena tipu   Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:25 pm

hihihiiiii..... Very Happy masam pangalamang sj tuang oru'..... Very Happy kalou sana sandakang mimang balik2 balaku begini, kawang jpj sia bilang......
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PostSubject: Re: Peronda kena tipu   Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:26 pm

hahaha...mimang palamang ini tuang pukutara' tapi bukang saya...anak sepupu saya yg jajal..... Very Happy



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PostSubject: Re: Peronda kena tipu   Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:40 pm

haha, boleh juga dia dpt idea begitu... Very Happy
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