Bad Parrot

Bad Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot
said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and
continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once
more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly upset
now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store
and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised
he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. “Hey, lady!” it said.

“Yes?”

“You know.”