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Sarjan
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PostSubject: LIHAT OTAK   Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:29 pm

Dalam satu perbicaraan kes bunuh, seorang doktor mengesahkan kematian mangsa dipanggil sebagai saksi.

Peguam: "Sebelum awak menandatangani surat kematian, adakah awak memeriksa denyutan nadi mangsa?"

Saksi: "Tidak."

Peguam: "Denyutan jantungnya, awak periksa?"

Saksi: "Tidak."

Peguam: "Pernafasannya?"

Saksi: "Tidak."

Peguam: "Jadi, ketika menandatangani surat
kematian itu, awak tidak pasti lagi lelaki
berkenaan masih bernafas atau tidak?"

Saksi: "Saya tandatangani surat itu selepas
melihat otak mangsa di atas meja lain di bilik
saya, adakah itu belum cukup untuk pastikan
mangsa sudah mati!"
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PostSubject: Re: LIHAT OTAK   Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:32 pm

hihihihiiiiii..... apalah punya loyer...... padan muka..... hihihiiiii..... tediam trusssss.....
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PostSubject: Re: LIHAT OTAK   Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:10 pm

moral dia sini,jangan lawan cakap duktur...hihihi Smile
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PostSubject: Re: LIHAT OTAK   Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:00 am

kkakakakka ..ya kan , tu duktur belum abis cakap baitu sudah tu lawyer mau kasi loyar buruk kunun ... pig
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