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PostSubject: sumpah   Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:45 pm

Pada suatu petang, tiga orang budak lelaki bermain sorok-sorok. Dua
> orang menyorok dan seorang lagi mencari kedua rakannya. Dua orang
> budak itu menyorok di belakang bilik air dan kebetulan ketika itu, seorang
> wanita sedang mandi.
>
> Secara tidak sengaja, dua orang budak itu, ternampak wanita yang
> sedang mandi tersebut. Beberapa minit kemudian seorang daripada budak
> itu menjerit dan lari lintang-pukang.
>
> Setelah jauh dari tempat itu, kawannya bertanya,
> "Mengapa engkau lari?"
> "Uuhh... mak aku pernah cakap kalau kita mengintai perempuan mandi,
> nanti kena sumpah jadi batu..."
> "Masa kita tengok perempuan tu tadi, aku rasa ada sesuatu dah mula
> mengeras, sebab tu aku lari...," jawabnya lagi.
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:01 pm

hihihihiiiiiiii..... paham...... sia paham....... hihihiiiiiii.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:12 pm

yang kawan seorang lagi inda mangaras kah? ehehee.... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:16 pm

hihihihii.... inda mangkali, pasal mama dia indada bgtau kalou mengintai akan jd batu.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:23 pm

pukutarap wrote:
hihihihii.... inda mangkali, pasal mama dia indada bgtau kalou mengintai akan jd batu.....

alasan yang bagus..
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:06 pm

Lucu ini cerita. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:43 pm

sia pikir2, lain kali bila itu anak sdh basar, dia ingat balik itu pangalaman.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:48 pm

klu dia membesar dan jadi seorang anak yg alim mungkin lain cara dia menganalisa semula pengalaman itu, sementara anak2 yg kurang didikan, mungkin lain pula caranya menilai semula memori tu.
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:03 pm

hihihiiiiii..... baru dia paham apa maksud serita mama dia tu pasal mangaras jd batu.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:05 pm

Mungkin klu anak yg bagus, bila besar nnt dia cakap. nasib bagus saya lari klu ndak dapat dusa sudah saya.

Tp klu anak itu jadi anak yg nakal suatu hari nanti, mungkin dia cakap. menyesal saya lari..ndak puas pun saya tinguk tu perempuan..hihihi..
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:11 pm

ya.....dia juga akan paham bhw niat sabanar mama dia tu ialah mengintai urang mandi inda bagus.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:56 am

Kamu urang jangan ikut2 main sorok2 di kamar mandi nanti dapat pengalaman yang serupa. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:33 am

Hahaha... lawak la cerita ni. Budak lagi satu yg inda mengaras tu kali belum akil baligh ba. Hee...
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:57 am

hahaha ...cerita betul kaini? ngam juga lah mama dia cakap gitu .... Laughing pig
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:15 pm

wewin wrote:
Hahaha... lawak la cerita ni. Budak lagi satu yg inda mengaras tu kali belum akil baligh ba. Hee...
hihihihii..... atau lurus bandul inda paham apa2..... kana tirik tarajun sana gaung pun dia tarajun juga..... hihihihii.....
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:03 pm

Budak2pun pandai mengeras...apa lagi yg sudah lbh dr budak..hihiiii...
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PostSubject: Re: sumpah   Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:02 pm

kalou sdh kawin, inda kisalah balik2 mangaras jd 'batu'..... Laughing sumpah pun sumpahlah.....
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