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PostSubject: Muslim???   Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:58 am

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded
the plane and were seated right in front of them. The two men, eager to
have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to Saudi
Arabia", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims
there!"

The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable. The other guy
laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I
refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said, "One time
I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.

The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away
from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them
too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why you'll
never see me in Indonesia... WAY too many Muslims!"

At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely, "Why don't
you go to Hell?", he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim THERE!"
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PostSubject: Re: Muslim???   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:24 am

hihiiiii salamat hari raya sama2 kwn2 yg muslim.....
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PostSubject: Re: Muslim???   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:31 am

Ya di kesempatan ini saya mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya, Maaf Zahir dan Batin kepada semua Rakan2 Muslim yg mengenali saya.
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PostSubject: Re: Muslim???   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:48 am

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir Dan Batin kepada semua...Pak B suda kirim kad raya di sini...

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