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PostSubject: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:32 pm

A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.

In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,

'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes -- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'




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PostSubject: Re: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:11 am

Nah pansingan ini gaman..apa kita mo ulas ni..
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PostSubject: Re: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:54 pm

ada sambungan lagi ka ni serita..??? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:26 pm

pansingan..... pansingan...... inda sia mo makan pansing......
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PostSubject: Re: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:39 pm

ini bukan terkena pansingan tau..pames juga kou ni pukutarap hehe.saja sy mo kestau smlm sy limpas itu forum aldul wahub pakai tarbus,ada jugak sy tingu topik2 dgr forumer2 sana rindu sama ko..si insan tercicir kan si kriss nama durang..si kriss tu bilang kenapa ko endA melawat lagi,dia rindu sama ko haha,ko marah sama dia ka,
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PostSubject: Re: 'boobs' vs 'willies'   Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:53 pm

oo yakah? hihihihiiiii sia mimang pemes, inda sak lagi...... (seh, tambirangnyaaaaaa.....).... sia ni suka lumpat2 bah, lapas 1, 1 lagi..... sampai masa sia lumpat lagi...... satakat ini sia hepi sini ilsf, tingulah barapa sdh post sia..... kalou ada yg sia inda ngam di hati, nah melumpat lagi sia...... bagus lg begitu, indada siapa2 yg rugi, inilah siuknya porum, indada komitmen...... sana sf pun lebi 1000 sdh post sia, tp apakan daya sia tarpaksa melumpat.....
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