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PostSubject: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:44 pm

Starring :
Pilak - Tegap, tembirang n suka showoff tatu dia...
Polis - Pendek kecil2....
So crita dia bgini, pilak & polis sama2 la naik lif... So masa dlm lif tu pilak ni mo cri pasal la coz polis
ni kecil ja (pilak ni nda tau yg org tu polis coz pakai baju besa)...
So dia pn ckp...
Pilak : Hey..buda'!!! Ko nampa' ni di mashel (muscle) tgn kanan ku ini... ko tau ini apa ini?!!!
Polis : Tatu ular kn tu??
Pilak : Bodo' kau!!! Iniii...KUBRA(cobra)!!!
Polis tu diam ja....
Pilak : Haa..ini..ko tgk di mashel tgn kiri ku ini.... Ko tau ini apa ini?!!!
Polis : Oh..itu burung...
Pilak : Palil (*****) mu!!! Iniii...EGOL (eagle)!!!
Polis tu tetap jg sabar.....
Pilak : Hah...Ini di tengah2 dada ku yg tegap ini... Ko tau ini apa ini?!!!
Polis : Labah-labah...
Pilak : Salah bodo'!!!! Iniiii....LABAH-LABAH BIISAA!!!
Polis tu hilang sabar trus tunjuk kad polis dia....
Polis : Hah....Ini ko tau apa ni???!!!
Pilak : Ohh...sorrryy tuan....sorryy tuan.....
Polis : Hah...ko bgtau balik apa d tgn kanan ko tu....
Pilak : Ohh...iniiii....eehhh CECACING tuan.....
Polis : Oh...cacing ah?? Yg d tgn kiri ko apa pula???
Pilak : Ohh....Iniiii PEPIPIT tuannnn.....
Polis : Pipit??? Ho...yg d dada ko tu apa pula???
Pilak : Ohh...yg iniii.....KURA-KURA DIRAMBAT tuan...!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:10 pm

Padan mukanya c utuh..
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:24 pm

hihihihihihiiiiii........ hihihihiiiiiiii...... lusu...... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:35 pm

pilak masam itulah gayanya ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:36 pm

itu bukan lagi mensari makan tuang, tapi sudah macam merampuk sudah gayanya..
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:58 pm

ada2 ja pilak ni kan.....
suka2 ja mo show off...
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:25 pm

Sabab pilak atau pti ni tdk sekolah..dan tembirang sj yg ada..maka itu sjlah dijualnya...yg nyata hanya laku dikalangan dorg..
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:20 am

ada juga tu pilak sy nampak dulu... cantik bini dia..... buli tahan kali batang dorang tu kan...
atau cinta d tolak dukun bertindak....
sedih sy nampak tu bini dia... cantik bukan kepalang....tp buta... tdk tau mana yg original dan tiruan...
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Thu May 20, 2010 11:49 pm

Razz Razz Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Pilak vs Pulis   Thu May 24, 2012 9:05 pm

fonsus wrote:
ada juga tu pilak sy nampak dulu... cantik bini dia..... buli tahan kali batang dorang tu kan...
atau cinta d tolak dukun bertindak....
sedih sy nampak tu bini dia... cantik bukan kepalang....tp buta... tdk tau mana yg original dan tiruan...
paling manang ni kata kata>>>cinta ditolak,dukun bertindak. rendeer
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