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PostSubject: Days in Hell   Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:37 pm

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil …
Satan: ‘Why so glum?’

Guy: ‘What do you think? I’m in hell!’

Satan: ‘Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?’

Guy: ‘Sure, I love to drink.’

Satan: ‘Well, you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab and Fresca. We drink ’til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don’t have to worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.’

Guy: ‘Gee that sounds great!’

Satan: ‘You a smoker?’

Guy: ‘You better believe it’

Satan: ‘All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?’

Guy: ‘Wow … that’s awesome!’

Satan: ‘I bet you like to gamble.’

Guy: ‘Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.’

Satan: ‘Good, ’cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn’t matter, you’re dead anyhow.’

Guy: ‘Cool!’

Satan: ‘What about drugs?’

Guy: ‘Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean …?’

Satan: ‘That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You’re dead so who cares.’

Guy: ‘Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!’

Satan: ‘You gay?’

Guy: ‘No…’

Satan: ‘Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough …
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:23 pm

hihihihiiiiii bagus pula sana..... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:57 pm

Now after read the above article.. i am confuse which place i should choose. Very Happy both seem nice realm to stay..hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:53 pm

hehe... bingung + confuse... jgn lari faith ya...
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:07 am

No man, it's just a joke. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:13 am

oo i see...
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:08 pm

Itu macam ka pulak? hihiii
I dont think so, because if so, all of us gonna crazy to have a ticket to the hell...hieiei.
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:03 am

ooo... jan jadi gay oooo... ari 5 teruk kana belasah... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:23 pm

Kalu sia..masam ari 1 yg sa suka..buli mangampai pree..hihiii..
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:28 pm

enda pula dia sebut hari anam sama itu hari minggu..
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:37 pm

Buli tamba ba itu nanti...hari 6..karaoke..
ari mggu..dating sama sumandak talawa..
hehehehehe....
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:34 pm

mcm minat sja semua ni...hi hi hiiii
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:57 pm

Kalu sia..ari 1, ari 6 dn ari mggu...lengkap suda itu
utk mnjadi raja kjahatan.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:28 pm

Hahahaha! Hillarious!
Thanks for the jokes. I like it Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:12 am

Sabtu ahad inda sampat bah pasal sudah teruk kana gasak pda hr jumaat.. Hahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:41 am

Saturday and Sunday is a "off-day" to re-gain their energy. Hmmm ... hell is fun then ... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:24 pm

ya. saturday & sunday buat dorg terseksa sbab hari yg kudus. mangkalilah... hehe. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:53 pm

So,monday is a aramaiti day... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:06 pm

alphawaves wrote:
Now after read the above article.. i am confuse which place i should choose. Very Happy both seem nice realm to stay..hihihi


should i remind u that u must be a 'dead man' first...then its up to u to choose...
ngehehehee..just joke kawan.
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:30 pm

hehe... ini joke thread mengingatkan sya dgn satu wayang omputeh yg tajuk dia 'SUPERNATURAL'. kdg˛ sya brfkir, mcm ada betul juga gambaran dorg mcmna suasana HELL sana. memang hibat ni serita, sya tdk prnah ketinggalan mnonton ini, hehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:52 am

memang kreatif , boleh2 ada joke begini ...ha ha , cuma berani baca ..komen tiada
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PostSubject: Re: Days in Hell   Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:39 am

Patutla banyak yang lebih suka jaat. Very Happy gara2 ingat mau enjoy masuk neraka laitu. Very Happy
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