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 Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009

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PostSubject: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 6:01 am

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:03 pm

Beruntung butl cikgu ni dapat murid2 macam ni..
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:13 pm

mimang pintar..... pandai...... alou butullah ada begini, pingsan guru maradang.....
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:15 pm

pengajaran utk guru˛ yg eksen... Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:15 pm

nasib baik saya bukan sigu oo gaman..
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:16 pm

ally joe wrote:
pengajaran utk guru˛ yg eksen... Mad
Pssst ally..pelan2 ko cakap psl sigu..ada banyak sigu sikulah ooh disini ni..hihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:18 pm

pandai si sigu alpha malawak..... Laughing jaga2 kao ally, jan tambirang sama si gaman, sigu dia tu..... pandai inggilis lg.....
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:19 pm

aik aik..nah c gaman..baru urang acah2 saja turus dia buka silat..hahaha gurau ya gaman.
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:26 pm

tapi si tuan alpha mimang butul2 sigu tu ally..... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:28 pm

jgn begitu bah tuan sigu basar.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sat May 30, 2009 2:40 pm

bgus jg tue sigu˛ baca ni lawak...sia tingu sikarang ramai sigu˛ yg eksen.bukan semua bei tp ada la.apa lg klu sigu˛ yg bru posting.kna lg d pedalaman nga atuk oi...paham˛ la.hahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sun May 31, 2009 1:14 am

cakap pasal cikgu... ADMIN pun cikgu juga hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sun May 31, 2009 10:29 am

tuan mook, mgkin kau bah admin ni kan...hehe... sb tu kau tau... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sun May 31, 2009 11:48 pm

simbabalad wrote:
tuan mook, mgkin kau bah admin ni kan...hehe... sb tu kau tau... Very Happy
aik.. sia bukan ADMIN tau.. Razz Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised Shocked Cool Laughing Razz Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink Arrow Neutral What a Face Like a Star @ heaven Suspect I love you No @ cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Cerita Lawak : Selamat Pagi Cikgu - Sempena Hari Guru 16 Mei 2009   Sun May 31, 2009 11:55 pm

sapa yg nak mengaku admin, betul tak?
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