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PostSubject: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 7:33 am

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

"Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah.

"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B.

"Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu.

"Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."

"Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang."

"So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?" tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

"Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

"Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk?
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:01 pm

hihihi rupanya dia laitu..
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:05 pm

hihihihiiiii paham..... sia paham..... bagus ini serita..... kreatip....
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:29 pm

rugi tue pompuan kan...dua˛ tue lelaki mati.hahahha
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:37 pm

inda rugi tu, kalou sdh hobi, nah adalah jalan masamana mo buat itu hobi tu.....
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:43 pm

pukutarap wrote:
inda rugi tu, kalou sdh hobi, nah adalah jalan masamana mo buat itu hobi tu.....

uisey...betul kaitu? hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:46 pm

yalah, kalou suda hobi, masamanapun mirinda susa dilapaskan.....
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:51 pm

pukutarap wrote:
yalah, kalou suda hobi, masamanapun mirinda susa dilapaskan.....

ko mcm tue ka pukutarap? hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:53 pm

pukutarap wrote:
yalah, kalou suda hobi, masamanapun mirinda susa dilapaskan.....
lucu ooh sakapan si gaman ini..sebut2 pasal mirinda terus saya jadi haus..
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 pm

kaamatan pun minum mirinda seja ka? hehe
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sat May 30, 2009 3:57 pm

inda eh...... minum sampur2..... tarmasuklah 'mirinda' kampung.....
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sun May 31, 2009 3:10 am

mirinda kampung yg pait manis olunok tu ka? haha
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Sun May 31, 2009 11:30 am

haha lama saya tdk dengar ini ayat, mirinda susah dilepaskan...
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:51 am

ya bah.. dulu time budak sia paling minat tu katun dia..
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:38 am

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ya bah.. dulu time budak sia paling minat tu katun dia..

ada katun ka pla tue mirinda...seingat sia itu iklan minuman. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:46 am

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ya bah.. dulu time budak sia paling minat tu katun dia..

ada katun ka pla tue mirinda...seingat sia itu iklan minuman. scratch

ada ba... tu katun yg kasi iklan
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:26 am

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ya bah.. dulu time budak sia paling minat tu katun dia..

ada katun ka pla tue mirinda...seingat sia itu iklan minuman. scratch

ada ba... tu katun yg kasi iklan

kaki katun pla daling sia nie.hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:37 pm

isk.. paling sia minat katun tu Nightmare Before Christmas.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:42 pm

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isk.. paling sia minat katun tu Nightmare Before Christmas.. Razz

bukan shin chan ka? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:48 pm

ally joe wrote:
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isk.. paling sia minat katun tu Nightmare Before Christmas.. Razz

bukan shin chan ka? lol!

bukan la... geek Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: dialog 2 hantu   Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:45 am

hihihi tombiruo jugala last.... pig
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