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PostSubject: Never lie to a woman...   Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:47 am

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good .

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...'

Never Lie To A Woman...!!! Mad Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:17 pm

oh My god..he has been set off!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:48 pm

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Thread moved to humor & fun section.
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:50 pm

tue la jgn sembarang mo menembirang sma perempuan...nti diri sendiri yg kena...
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:22 pm

hehehe tdk campin bah itu laki tu...
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:08 pm

ni laki pun inda pandai ba... suba dia kasi ole-ole sama tu bini dia, kasi dia dalam 1000usd bila pulang... senyum dan tutup serita tu...! kasi tau la yg kou pi pancing duit... he he he... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:10 pm

Enda pun (gurau sj aah..) Very Happy , pulang2 saja dari memancing tu cakap sama bini tu saya mau kasih cerai kau dalam masa 3 hari..

tinguk dia punya merayu minta jgn di kasih tinggal..huhuhu.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:17 pm

trbongkar rahsia..akan dtg pasti sukar mo trick lg..
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:46 pm

Garadu wrote:
hehehe tdk campin bah itu laki tu...
Saya satuju tuan ontulak..mimang lelaki tu enda berapa sampin..mau kana berajal lagi tue.
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:55 pm

hihihihiiiii ya, dia inda sampin baitu..... tirik ayam sj dia buli..... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:00 am

suba kalau ko kunu tuang tarap...kasih share2 bah itu trik tuang sini.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:16 am

hihihihiiiii kalou sia..... sia bilang pigi memutung, padahal sdh standby sana kabun gata, hihihihiiiii..... balik dingan memikul kapingan gata.....
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:28 am

Nah ini satu pelajaran bagus ni tuangg..
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:45 am

hihihihiii.... suba kao buatlah..... 'salamat' tau..... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:32 am

pukutarap wrote:
hihihihiiiii kalou sia..... sia bilang pigi memutung, padahal sdh standby sana kabun gata, hihihihiiiii..... balik dingan memikul kapingan gata.....
stinbai tunggu si monkey kah tuang?
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:46 pm

Banyak cara ba mo trick tu..takkan mamansing jak alasan..pg meeting ka, sakap lawatan kerja ka..banyak ba. Tp prlu ingat jg itu crta tupai yg kunun pandai malumpat itu..pg tanah jgkan..
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:35 pm

mau tipu perempuan? hehe... sekali bolehlah... tp lambat laun sendiri terperangkap... perempuan nampak lemah, tp tdk selemah spt yg difikirkan... ingat tu... jd jgn tipu isteri2 kamu...
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:38 pm

kalau selalu tipu dan selalu tidak kedapatan buli kan? hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:05 am

Kalu tdk kedapatan, itu bukan tipu namanya...mnjayakan apa yg dirancang..hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:52 am

sa masih lagi berpendapat kuat bahawa... vitamin "M" masi lagi buli mempengaruhi dari segi tirik menirik ni...!
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PostSubject: Re: Never lie to a woman...   Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:46 am

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