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ally joe
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PostSubject: The Loyal Wife   Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:55 am

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,
and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, ' When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the +after-life+ with me. '

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and
her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just
before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, ' Wait,
just a minute! '

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, ' I know you weren ' t fool enough to put all that money in
there in the casket with your husband. '

The loyal wife replied ' Listen, I can ' t go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. '

' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!! ? '

' I sure did ' said the wife. ' I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it. '

Moral of the story: *Women are cleverer than Men* ......
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:14 pm

Well she is very loyal wife instead..well thank you ally joe..i am enjoy reading this story. Very Happy

Anyway perhaps there are banks in the after life world so he can cash it and enjoying some bottles of beer..Gud luck to him. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:46 pm

Moderator wrote:

Thread moved to humor&funny section.
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:53 pm

alphawaves wrote:
Well she is very loyal wife instead..well thank you ally joe..i am enjoy reading this story. Very Happy

Anyway perhaps there are banks in the after life world so he can cash it and enjoying some bottles of beer..Gud luck to him. Very Happy

may be there's is a bank over there but surely not "our bank"....... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:23 pm

tiebisnes wrote:
alphawaves wrote:
Well she is very loyal wife instead..well thank you ally joe..i am enjoy reading this story. Very Happy

Anyway perhaps there are banks in the after life world so he can cash it and enjoying some bottles of beer..Gud luck to him. Very Happy

may be there's is a bank over there but surely not "our bank"....... Laughing

Foreign's bank.. pirat
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:10 pm

Smart loyal wife..while she still has fullfilled her promise to her late husband, in the same time she swept out all the money.. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:14 am

congratulation..
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:34 am

nice story..... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Kalu digali itu cek..tdk buli jg kasi tunai sb crossed cheque ba tu.."payee a/c only"..dlm kubur suda si kwn..
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:45 am

Rungkud wrote:
Kalu digali itu cek..tdk buli jg kasi tunai sb crossed cheque ba tu.."payee a/c only"..dlm kubur suda si kwn..

kalau bole cash... sanggup sa gali kubur oooo...
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PostSubject: Re: The Loyal Wife   Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:49 am

itu barulaa tamaha...
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