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PostSubject: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:42 pm

Malaysian in Space : Selection Process



Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:48 pm

ha ha ha... nice joke. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:12 pm

hehe lucu... tp apa tu 'aneh'? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:32 pm

aneh atau aney..lebih kurang macam panggilan seperti machay juga lah tu. mungkin sebagai abang atau adik lah lebih kurang.
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:32 pm

Achai jg yg kuat mnyuap..
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:37 pm

niche wrote:
hehe lucu... tp apa tu 'aneh'? Smile

aneh tu panggilan utk yg "india" tu ba... aney... ane yele la... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Thu May 24, 2012 9:16 pm

ohooo..18SG giani..menggalakkan rasuah!
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Fri May 25, 2012 1:48 pm

hihihihihiiii..... siuk puli ni serita, dalam arti.....
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sun May 27, 2012 8:32 am

saya nda paham.. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sun May 27, 2012 8:36 am

begitu laitu kalau nda paham..mongukut do tulu!
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sun May 27, 2012 8:54 am

kalau nda paham ..yg nda gatal pun jadi gatal bah jezbele..hahahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Thu May 31, 2012 10:15 pm

hihihihiiii..... masam makin masra kamu ni tuang oru'...... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:26 am

hahaha... mana suda si jezzebelle.. beberapa hari suda dia nda munsul.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Malaysian in Space : Selection Process   Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:13 am

dia mangkali malu2 sama kao...... Laughing
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