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jerryg
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PostSubject: Dark in here   Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:51 pm

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "250-00."

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:"750-00."
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for 1000."
The Father says:
"That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...
1000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:01 am

Hahaha... The mother's lovers was the priest?
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:42 am

Yorut_orut wrote:
Hahaha... The mother's lovers was the priest?
You bet ... hahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:17 pm

hi h i ihiii... lusu oooo....
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:44 pm

Saya pikir joke ini adalah sindiran kpd priest yg melanggar etika kepriestan...huhu..
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:02 pm

yalah. lepas tu bikin malu kristianpun ada.
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:00 pm

hihihiiii..... joke sj baini......
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:23 am

it's just a joke ... don't take it personally or seriously. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:53 pm

ya bah, jok sj...... mimang lusu jugalah.....
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PostSubject: Re: Dark in here   Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:45 am

wahahahahahaha.....

very funny.........

nice one jerry....
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