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 Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha

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PostSubject: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:56 am

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.



This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:52 am

Lucu tp at least jantan itu kadapatan hahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:08 pm

ha ha ha... apa jenis laporan detektif kalau gini... siapa tu lelaki? hotel mana? bila?... he he he... bikin panas kalau laporan begini... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:44 pm

haiyaaa... knapalah chinese juga yg dia pigi suruh, tengok reportpun mcm report budak≤.
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:48 pm

hihihihiiiii lusu juga ini serita si gaman......
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:17 pm

Part ini yg lucu saya rasa..hahah
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I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:11 pm

hahahahaaa... bagus ini cerita... apa maksud 'i play with me'?
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:26 am

I play with me erti siok sendiri la tu.. Tapi yg last bah dia bilang no fee, kenapa aa?
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:26 pm

dia indada dpt bayaran, pasal jatu, hihihihihiiiii.....
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:15 pm

Dia inda minta bayaran pasal dia suda dpt menonton live show percuma hahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:47 pm

ataupun mgkin dia parasan juga ni report dia mcm budak≤ punya, lgsung tiada guna kalo mao dikasih tunjuk sama wife tu lelaki. yg penting dia sudah ikut arahan... hehe...
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:01 pm

inda dibayar pasal bila dia jatu dia inda nampak sdh bah.....
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:38 pm

sa rasa bukan detective ba dia tu , kalau detective pun yang sangat amatur punya , budak kampung yang dipungut suka hati , maklum tidak perlu dibayar atau tuan dia tiada duit mau bayar ..

detective lurus bendul ni orang ..
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:26 am

mungkin banyak detektif begini... hehehe... sb itu kes2 jenayah semakin banyak tdk selesai...
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:14 pm

kalau yang betul2 detective , yang ada kursus sekurang2 3 bulan untuk basic ja ...kira ok sudah tu , dorang kretif macamna mo korek rahsia , macamana mau dekati sasaran ,

yang begini , kira bidan terjun mangkali ..
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:10 pm

bukan bidan tarajun lg.... tp tatarajun..... samangat sj yg lebi.....
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Thu May 24, 2012 9:10 pm

hahaha..sakit perut sya..bole sya imagine oo tu detektif setengah tiang!
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Fri May 25, 2012 1:50 pm

lusu kang...... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:51 am

alalala ni baru la siok sendiri.... Basketball
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PostSubject: Re: Chinese detective,,,ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,, ha,,,,,,,ha   Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:22 pm

hihihihiiii..... lusu bila basa balik..... Very Happy
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