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Male Number of posts : 268
Location : KK bah
Humor : Damn Right!
Registration date : 2009-10-10

PostSubject: Giving Up Wine   Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:45 pm

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my wife and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

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Location : sini sabah
Humor : ambikmu.....!
Registration date : 2008-09-07

PostSubject: Re: Giving Up Wine   Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:58 pm

hihihiiiiii..... bah monkey, laa...... jan kamu berenti kasi abis duit sana centre point.....
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PostSubject: Re: Giving Up Wine   Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:53 pm

indada apa2 ba tu juga... paling2 pun cm tu perempuan dlm serita ini juga... minta duit saja ba... bukan buat jahat pun...
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PostSubject: Re: Giving Up Wine   Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:28 pm

ya ba kan. tapi nanti muka jadi masam itu perempuan. hihihi
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